I was watching a commercial about seafood earlier and it reminded me of one of my notoriously common guffs.

My wife and I were at a beach on the coast of NC at Wilmington a few years back and found this little hole-in-the-wall seafood place called "Dirty Dicks Seafood" My usual summer attire is a T-shirt and jeans or shorts, everywhere except church. I picked up one of theirs as we left. Wore that thing a dozen times before someone enlightened me. The T-shirt said "I got my crabs from Dirty Dicks" Haven't worn it since.


Another time while at work in this clinic I use to work at I had removed a mole from a guys arm. I charted it as patient came in for mold removal.